The Scenario Game

A.

The Android replies "Seven." and she asks who you are, and what you're doing here. You tell her that you want revenge on the pirates. "So do I." she replies You:

A. Cut the bars of her cell with your laser pen to let her out.

B. Use the keys on the opposite wall to unlock her cell.

C. Ask her why she can't just bend the bars herself and escape.

D. Tell her that the only way you'll let her out is if she strips down to her underwear.

((Thanks for going with it. I thought you would totally drop the idea....))

I would do D, weirdly(O,o), but I'll go with A so that I don't look like a weirdo. >,<

You cut the bars of the cell, while replying, "I'm Aiden." The bars are thick, but they're cut in a matter of a minute. You:

A). Help her out of the cell like a gentleman.
B). Say, "Dang, do you work out? 'Cause you have a nice body."
C). Leave through the hole you entered in with your jetboots mysteriously.
D). Do the Robot.

{Did we make the letter D be perverted choices so I'd stop picking them? D And you're welcome. )}

A.

"You're now free, milady!" You sort of bow, and escort her out her cell. She's a little confused by how weird your actions are, but she thanks you nonetheless. However, she doesn't know that if she wasn't a dangerous android that could easily crush your skull, then you would've demanded that she stripped down into her underwear while they escape. You then start drooling at the thought of Seven in her underwear crushing your skull between her thighs. "Aiden. They took my weapons in this room over here." she points to a door, wondering what you're doing. "Oh, right!" You:

A. Tell her to wait here, while you get her weapons because it could be dangerous.

B. Quickly go over to the door and kick it down with one kick, showing off your strength and valor.

C. Quickly rush to the door and hold it open for her, bowing and saying. "Ladies first."

D. Offer to carry her to them, so she doesn't have to waste her energy.

((Wow, you portray Seven quite well for someone whom, I presume, hasn't seen Voyager(Or the whole of Star Trek, for that matter). And I think we chose that, but I switched it up a bit.))

D

She quirked her metal-encased eyebrow. "I do not require that...rather...desperate action. I can walk quite well, thank you." she said in that monotone voice that seemed like angel choruses. She walked towards the room with the weapons, and found hers, the phaser rifle. You:

A). Whistle, as that is quite a big gun she has.
B). Say, "Now let's get those pirates!"
C). Pick her up and fly her out of the belly of the ship with your jetboots.
D). Imagine her with the same gun, but in a revealing top and short shorts.

((Wow...I must be weird....XD I went back to the anti-D Option thing.))

{Really? Thanks! I really only watch Star Trek: TOS, but you're really persuading me to start watching Voyager.}

D.

"Desperate?" you wonder in confusion as she goes to the room to retrieve her gun. She comes back holding her rather large phaser rifle. It looks really heavy to you, but she carries it effortlessly. As she walks towards you, your perverted imagination sees the android wearing dark leather shorts, that go above her knees by a few feet, and a similar black leather bikini top with a flame pattern. "Aiden? Aiden?! Aiden!!" she shouts, putting a hand on your shoulder to snap you out of your drool-stimulating trance. "Huh, what?" you reply, your cheeks a deep crimson, and sweat dripping off your forehead a little. "Oh, right. Let's go!" You:

A. Tell her that she should go up on deck while you fly out of the hole you created; splitting up.

B. Ask if she has any timed explosives to sink the ship with for later.

C. Ask her what she thinks the best plan of action would be.

D. Ask her if she has another phaser that you could use.

{You can make all the "anti-D things" you want! D}

(No how dare you give the main character a name! XP)

A.

Well now you are splitting up. She nods and runs off. You escape, laughing at her for she has to fight and you get to flee. Now that you are free, you wonder where to go. You...

A. Go to Florida. It looks like fun.
B. Back to the ship. You just can't abandoned Seven!
C. Home.
D. To the random town you've just spotted.

{The character is a spy, and that was just an alias...honestly, I didn't like it so much either, but all will be explained later.}

B.

Despite your perverted-ness, you do feel chivalrous. And besides! You want revenge on those pirates too! You fly back to the ship at top speed, and shout "I'm alive suckas!!!" You fly towards a group of baffled pirates and...

A. Activate your lightsaber cutting them in pieces.

B. Send the pirates flying like bowling pins as you crash into them like a missle.

C. Whip out a couple of uzis and start blasting them gun akimbo style.

D. Deliver a powerful flaming "Falcon Kick" with the help of your jetboots.

((Sorry...I had to do something with a name....>,< The scenario called for it...It's one of my favorites....at least my favorite non-weird name. And you can take Seven out of this if you guys don't like it. I don't mind.And Velox, let me say this before you watch it: It will be very different. A lot of fans who like TOS and Next Gen absolutely hate Voyager. And Seven doesn't appear until Season Four, so if you plan on watching it, you have a semi-long wait to see her.))

B.

They fall down, like the aforementioned bowling pins, and are grumbling. "I thought we killed you! Well, you're not going to escape now, because we have a new weapon!" the captain of the pirate crew said. Apparently they went down to the weapon locker and pulled out an AK-47. You:

A). Cry like a baby.
B). Call for Seven's help. Really, she has a phaser gun. No one has those!
C). Wonder why a group of pirates has an AK-47 stuffed in their ship.
D). Say, "Why you ******* pieces of ****! I'll make sure to kill you off!!!"

{Actually, I was just ignoring the name thing on purpose. Spy thing. And, thanks for the info. I haven't watched any of the eps yet, but I learned that Seven doesn't appear until Season 4.}

C.

You ask them, and they just reply "Argh, ebay!" and start firing. You take cover behind the mast, narrowly escaping any bullets. Then, Seven comes bursts through the door, and starts shooting the pirates instantly killing them. You:

A. Fly around sending more pirates flying like bowling pins.

B. Join her and start shooting the pirates extracting some sweet vengeance.

C. Snag a pirate saber and go off to face the Pirate captain in a one on one swordfight.

D. Gaze at her hotness drooling like a moron as she mercilessly and efficiently blasts all of the pirates.

((I love the anti-D thing...it's quite hilarious what people(And I) come up with so that we DON'T choose it.))

B.

Finally, all the pirates are dead. But....how do you steer and control a boat? "Wow...what do we do?" you say. "I know the mechanics of a 21st century marine vehicle, but I do not know how to drive one." Seven offers. "Great." you huff. You:

A). Try to find a manual.
B). Say, "Forget it. Let's just see what does what."
C). Offer to fly Seven and yourself out on your jetboots, ignoring the boat altogether.
D). Wonder why she said 21st century like the way she did. What, is she from the future or something?

((Hey, no pervy option! This is a travesty, but I couldn't think of one in this situation.))

{D It's okay. I might try not to do one, so you can do one.}

C.

"Well, why don't we just forget the boat and I carry you and fly us out of here?" you offer, eyeing the android's body up and down. "I don't know why you keep insisting on carrying me Aiden, but I am certain that you would not be withstand my mass, because of my metallic body. Now. I'll search to see if there are any pirates that we have not killed that can help us, and you see if you can learn on your own." Suddenly, the pirate captain swoops down from the crow's nest and holds a sword up to Seven's neck. You:

A. Move into save her, but she quickly dispatches the pirate captain like it was nothing.

B. Pull out your gun and shoot the pirate in the head.

C. Tell the captain to just take it easy, and then push a button on your watch activating your tazer.

D. Say "Don't worry Seven! I'll save you!" and mentally curse on how close the Pirate Captain is to her, and wonder what she smells like.

{Okay, I came up with something. D}

((That was a very good one....our minds are just....weird...XD I'm just imagining her before her Borg stuff came off, but from the sounds of these options, her Borg stuff is already off. Meh, I can see both, but the metal-off Seven is much cuter.))

A. ((That would be her action most of the time...actually, all the time, unless she was injured or something. But she's a metal mass in this game(Or is she?), so she really can't get hurt, unless you rip out wires or something. And even with her Borg stuff off, her nanoprobes heal her at inhuman speeds.))

The pirate captain was cut down by Seven snapping his neck. Even though you are used to blood and gore, you still shudder and mumble, "Gross....". "Now that the threat of injury is alleviated, we can now educate ourselves in how this boat works. Go learn the controls of the vessel." Seven orders. You:

A). Do what she says. Besides, you can't stay on the sea forever.
B). Grumble. What android has the right to tell you what to do?
C). Say, "Well, YOU go **** yourself. I didn't even plan on meeting you!"
D). Use your pervy imagination more to see her in a skimpy maid outfit.

{Or very pervy. My hormones are extremely high today. Uh, I think her metal stuff is mostly off, but we did originally have "android"...so yeah...<<'}

A.

You try your hardest to resist many of the pervy fantasies popping up in your mind, to focus on steering the ship. "Okay. This isn't so hard. Just turn the wheel this way, and the ship goes left. Turn it to the right, and the ship goes right...um, I think the sails contol the speed...hey this isn't so--!" You cut yourself off because up ahead you see:

A. A huge volcano spewing out lava.

B. A giant water fall that you're about to fall down.

C. An enormous whirpool

D. A massive sea serpent.

{Yeah, I think we should work harder on the Anti-D thing, 'cause I almost picked it...<<'}

D. A massive sea serpent.

You gasp, and suddenly a thought comes to mind- You're in the Avatar Universe! Instead of turning back, you think you're a waterbender and jump into the freezing water to attack the Monster- only to land inside the serpent's jaws! Oh-uh.

How do you get out?

A) Kiss the sea-serpant

B)Try to twist its tongue like a rope

C)Decide to tumble down to grab its tonsils

D) Start singing one of Lady Gaga's songs

(Wait..I picked D! Sorry B))

Edit: Oopps ^^'' Sorry! All fixed!

{Umm, B would be the waterfall, and You would have to edit your post. You also have to give choices for the next person to pick...unless Your 'B" is an emoticon, and You were referring to the "Anti-D" thing we were talking about. If so, then don't worry about it. But you still gotta give us some choices to get out of the sepent's jaws, perhaps?}

D.

You start singing, knowing that you have a good enough voice to make you sound exactly like her. You even look a little like her too. Smiling, you keep on singing and start dancing. The serpant spits you out for he hates Lady Gaga. Then you run off-right into a beauty contest!! You...

A. Grab a dress and particupate.
B. Watch all the hot babes compete.
C. Wonder why you aren't pretty enough to join.
D. Boycott the whole thing.

B.

Your tounge is practically on the floor during the swimsuit part of the pageant. Seven of Nine is even there in a bikini! And so is...the mystery spy girl? [i]Something's not right...[i] you think for a moment. You:

A. Realize that the whole pageant is being run by the pirates!

B. Immediately shrug it off and gawk at all of the hot babes.

C. Start tossing money out on the stage and yell at the contestants to "Take it all off!"

D. Suddenly loose control and can't resist all of the girls any more, so you go leaping towards them.

C.

You recieve nasty looks from all the contestants, but the people in the audience have joined in. The girls looked at eachother and shrug. Just as they begin to strip, something weird happens. You wake up in a bed! You...

A. Realize it was all a dream and cry.
B. Go back to sleep hoping the dream continues.
C. Pinch yourself to make sure you aren't asleep now.
D. Shrug and get ready for the day.

B.

"What? No! That was the best part!!! I gotta go back to sleep!" You try hard, but it's not working. Then you hear a knocking on the door in your quarters. "Are you still sleeping? Hurry up and get ready! We've got a mission." a familiar voice from behind the metal door tells you. You:

A. Get ready and see what she wants.

B. Tell her that you'll only go if you get some milk and chocolate chip pancakes.

C. Tell her that you'll be right there, and then try to go to sleep and dream of stripping beauty pageant contestants.

D. Ask her if there's time for her to sleep with you first.

B.

She mumbles yes through the door and you smile. After getting dressed you make your way to the table. She sets the food and drink down in front of you. "Finish it fast," she says sharply. You....

A. Do as she says, but almost choke.
B. Do as she says and choke
C. Eat it slowly just to annoy her.
D. Make her eat half.

C.

"I said hurry up!" the mysterious spy girl yells at you, but you just smirk and continue to eat slowly, savoring each bite. She seems to be extrememly irritated, but then she suddenly changes. "Are the pancakes good?" she asks you sweetly. You smile and nod at her, and then take another bite. She then yells:

A. "THEN WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME MILK TO WASH IT DOWN!?" and starts shoving the milk down your throat.

B. "THEN I'LL EAT SOME!" she scarfs them all down in seconds, gulps the milk down even faster, and then drags you along.

C. "I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM!" smacks you with a frying pan, and then drags you along.

D. "OKAY, YOU'RE FULL!" and drags you along.

A.

You almost choke on the pancake and milk. You also have some milk running down your front. You glare at the spy girl, but she just smiles innocently back. "Are you done now?" she asks you sweetly. You nodded, a bit afriad of her. She grabs your arm and begins dragging you off. You end up at...

A. A prison.
B. A high school.
C. A nursing home.
D. A big hole.

A.

You gaze up at the heavily guarded fortress, and wonder why you're both here. You turn to the spy girl and open your mouth to say something, but she interrupts you by telling you to "Take off your clothes." You stare at her like "What did you just say...?!", and she explains:

A. "And put this prison uniform on. We're going to infiltrate this prison inorder to bust out one of our agents. I'll put on this guard uniform."

B. "We need a diversion to get on. Strip naked, and fly by the prison courtyard to distract them so I can sneak in."

C. "And put on this guard uniform. This is a woman's prison, so I'll dress up as a prisoner and you dress up as a guard. We're busting out an agent of ours that's been captured."

D. "This mission will be very dangerous, and you might not make it back alive. I still owe you for that time that you saved my life, so I wanna have sex with you right now."

C.

You nodded and start to strip, trying hard not to watch the female spy as she changed as well. At least you were doing something important. Finished changing you turn to her and asked what the agent is like. She says...

A. "She's a bit crazy and might fly off the handle and attack you. But she might not."

B. "She's a bit of a slut and usually comes onto anything that moves."

C. "She's you're typical agent, but very strict so watch your actions around her or she'll hurt you."

D. "Shut up and let's get going idiot. You don't need to know."

B.

You grin happily, wondering how long it's been since the prisoner has seen a man and if she might have resorted to sleeping with women. You say:

A. Does she have a boyfriend?

B. She's not into bondage, is she?

C. Where is she?

D. Can we have threesome afterwords?