The Scenario Game

I stole this from themusebunny. Right, let's demonstrate how this game goes using an example:


(First Person):

You see a 1 dollar bill on the ground. You...

A. Ignore it. It's not yours.
B. Affectionately name it "George"
C. Eat it.
D. Pick it up and run away screaming "I got a dollar!"

(Second Person): B

You and George then go for a stroll in the park when a gust of wind blows him out of your hand, you...

A. Sob uncontrollably.
B. Attempt to run after him and catch him.
C. Do a little dance.
D. Steal a dollar from someone else's pocket.


As you can see, you put a scenario with four options. The person who posts after you must pick one of the options, and draw up another scenario using that option.

Let's use the first scenario then!


You see a 1 dollar bill on the ground. You...

A. Ignore it. It's not yours.
B. Affectionately name it "George"
C. Eat it.
D. Pick it up and run away screaming "I got a dollar!"

D.

While running and screaming like a crazy person with your dollar, a huge man in a mask jumps out in front of you. You...

A. Kick his but with your awesomesauce fighting skillz.

B. Get down on your knees and beg for your life.

C. You passionately make out with the man.

D. You distract the man with show tunes and elaborate dance moves before making an escape.

A.

Now that you have a dollar and beat up some guy, you are feeling pretty good. Suddenly a girl comes up to you and askes you you're name. You said...

A. "It's none of your business." in a low voice.
B. "Tell me yours first." in a flirtly voice.
C. "It's a secret!!" in a singsong voice.
D. "I don't have one." in a sad voice.

D.

The girl then replies that she doesn't have one either, because she's a secret agent. She then asks for your help on a mission. You...

A. Graciously accept because you have an awesome and powerful George Washington.

B. Decline, and go sulk about not being a non-secret agent no name loser.

C. Accept, but tell her that you don't think you'll be much help.

D. Tell her that you're not sure and have to think about it after buying an ice cream bar.

C.

She tells you it's ok and tells you to follow her. She leads you to a hotel and tells you to wait by the door for her. While waiting you...

A. Start humming a song and dancing a little.
B. Mug some random guy going out the door and take his wallet.
C. Trip random people passing by, then whistle like you did nothing.
D. Sit there and begin crying for no reason.

D.

The girl comes back carrying a briefcase and sees you crying. She asks what's wrong and you reply:

A. "I'm sorry, I just don't have any idea what I'm supposed to do."

B. *glomp* "I thought you left me! I don't wanna be alone ever again!!!'

C. "I...I broke a nail..."

D. "Condoms are a $1.25, and I only have one dollar!"

(Velox do you just like the letter D?)

B.

She gets freaked out and shoves the briefcase at you, telling you to open it. Then she walks off. You...

A. Curse at her for leaving you.
B. Open the briefcase.
C. Scream "It's a bomb" and throw the briefcase in the air.
D. Wonder why you can't get dates.

(Not really. I didn't realize that I was picking D all of the time. D)

B.

You peer inside the brief case and find...

A. a naked girl.

B. out that the the briefcase was a trap as pink goo splurts out in your face.

C. that the briefcase is empty.

D. a whole bunch of spy stuff, including a sudden tape recorder telling you to go to a certain address.

{The "D" at the end of my message in parenthesis is how I type my laughing smileys, and choice A is an Outlaw Star Reference.

(Ok. Just wondering.)

D.

So I guess now you are a secret agent thanks to the girl. You follow the address to where it said and outside the door you hear a noise. Slowly opening the door you find...

A. The girl who gave you the briefcase being shot.
B. Two kids playing with toys.
C. Some woman being robbed.
D. Some old, fat guy watching tv.

A.

The girl falls to the ground in pain and clutches her arm. And the person who shot her tries to make an escape. You...

A. Grab a coat rack near the door and hurl it at the shooter.

B. Rush to the girl's side to see if she's okay.

C. You pull out a gun and blast the person escaping's brains out.

D. Go super saiyan after seeing the girl's in pain and bleeding.

C.

So the guy's dead. The girl smiles at you and thanks you for killing him for her. She says that you will make an excellent spy and then offers what she can do in return. You tell her....

A. "Sleep with me."
B. "I'll think about it."
C. "Give me all your money."
D. "Be my servant."

A.

She flinches surprised at first, but then gives you a cat-like smile. But she sighs and tells you that her wound has to be tended to first. You...

A. Take out a first aid kit and treat her wound.

B. Take out a first aid kit and treat her wound while kissing her passionately.

C. Call an Ambulance.

D. Start licking up the blood, and suck out the bullet and magically heal her arm.

A.

You take care of her wound and then lead her to her bedroom. The next day she's gone and left you a note. It says....

A. Too bad sucker! And oh I stole you're wallet.
B. I went to the store. I'll be back later. Have some coffee while I'm gone.
C. Went on secret mission. Won't be back for a month.
D. Another address.

A.

So now you've lost your wallet. Do you...

A- Go and cry in a corner
B- Shrug it off and go back to sleep
C- Try to track her down
D- Eat a banana

B.

Well at least you got some. But now it's time to get back to your normal life. Sadly you're lost. You....

A. Buy a map.
B. Ask random people if they know where the street you live on is.
C. Shrug and go off in a random direction.
D. Go back into the girl's house and claim it as your own.

C.

While randomly walking around town. You suddenly hear a large earth shattering "BANG!" People suddenly come around a corner running and screaming wildly. You...

A. Join them.

B. Stop all of the people and demand what's going on.

C. You run towards the opposite way to see what's going on yourself.

D. You let all of the people go by screaming, and walk towards the nearest diner.

C.

They say curiousity killed the cat, but you don't really care. So stupidly you walk towards where the gun shot went off. And stumble into a gang fight. You....

A. Run off screaming like a little girl.
B. Stay and watch the fight.
C. Join one of the sides and start shooting.
D. Wonder why your life has become so strange lately.

D.

While pondering the weirdness of your life, one of the gang members suddenly yells something about you being a spy, and they all start shooting at you. You then...

A. Activate your secret agent jet boots and fly out of there.

B. Dive behind a car, then whip out an AK-47 and fire back at the gang.

C. Totally get shot by the gang and die because you just stood there like an idiot.

D. Somehow acquire super speed, disarm the gang, and invite them all out for pizza.

A.

Sometimes it's good to be you. You are now flying away when suddenly you're hungry. But when you land you also realize that you're tired too. You...

A. Go get something to eat.
B. Find your house and go to sleep.
C. Steal someone's food and then fall asleep on a park's bench.
D. Do nothing and eventually pass out.

A.

You fly down to a local diner, and order a big submarine sandwich. You eat said yummy sandwich, but your tiredness consumes you and you fall asleep. The manager of the diner wakes you up a few hours later expecting you to pay, but the spy girl from earlier stole your wallet and you're broke! So now you...

A. Do the right thing and work off your meal.

B. Fly out of the bar on your spy jet boots as fast as you can.

C. Complain to the manager that that sandwich was terrible and that you could easily make a better one.

D. Act like you have amnesia and start babbling incoherent gibberish.

B.

So now you're acting like a criminal. But it's whatever. You have eaten and you're fully awake now. But now you're in the mood for revenge and you seriously want your wallet back. But you have no idea how to find the spy girl. You...

A. Ask random people if they have seen her.
B. Go back to her house and wait.
C. Go to some spy place and ask them.
D. Fly all around searching for her.

D. (The next one hopefully won't be D.)

You've been flying around for about 45 minutes, and you're getting impatient. Suddenly your jet boots start loosing power and you start to fall from over 30 stories high! You...

A. Use your spy like grappling gun to hook on to a nearby helicopter.

B. Decide that Free falling's cool and enjoy the scenery as you increase speed heading towards the ground.

C. Pull at a zipper on your jacket giving your jacket hanglider like wings and glide to safety.

D. scream like a little girl...a very sexy lolita type of little girl.

A.

Once on the helicopter you ask the pilot if he's seen the girl. The pilot says that he just dropped her off at a top secret location. You...

A. kick the pilot in the shin and make him crash the plane into a nearby building.
B. politely ask for the location while holding a gun to his neck.
C. tell him if he doesn't land at the location soon you may puke on him.
D. ask the pilot if he has any candy.

D. (Just because I had to do it like this. D)

The pilot shakes his head "No," so you reply with a "That's okay. Now can you please take me to the location before I blow your brains out?" You ask with a smile, holding a gun to his neck. The pilot agrees, and takes you to the location which you see is a...

A. Amusement Park.

B. A church.

C. A big giant skyscraper with the words "Top Secrets INC." on it.

D. A deserted island.

A.

You wonder who the hell this girl is, but walk through the park. She spot her in line about to go on a roller coaster. You see the spot next to her is open, but you are afraid of heights. You...

A. Hijack the controls and make sure the ride doesn't work, so you can talk to her on the ground.
B. Face your fear and get in next to her.
C. Wait until the ride is over before attacking her.
D. Ditch her for the Merry-go-around.