What if...?

Then you'd need help and I would volunteer! What if Ferris Beuller's day off was never filmed?

Then kids would all be obediant slaves to the school system and never be tardy or late. What if your bf/gf was secretly a ninja?

I would marry him, although i dont have a bf. what if i did have a bf

Then he would be awesomesauce, and you would be his kunoichi wife. What if Ron White actually had a cure "fur stoopid?"

than the entire skit would be pointless. And there would be no people to watch do idiotic things at ballgames and stuff. what if there was no such thing as baseball

Then America's favorite past time would be boxing or something. What if Godzilla attacked Tokyo tomorrow?

Then it would be a very bad day for Tokyo. What if chosen to go on I survived a Japanese Gameshow?

Then I hope that you do well. What if all of the chocolate pudding in the world turned into mud?

It would be a sad day indeed. What if youtube was deleted?

Riots all over the world would occur. What if myspace was deleted?

I would still be indifferent. What if there were real transformers?

((I would totally buy that yellow and black camero!))

Then that would be epic.

What if ASN didn't exist?

...words can't describe how horrible that would be.

What if people wearing cowboy hats couldn't go to jail?

then the world would be full of cowboy-hatted evil-doers.
What if the world was full of cowboy-hatted evildoers?

Then there'd be an old fashoned western shootout/duel every 6 minutes.

What if cheese was black with white or yellow stripes?

Bees would mistake it for other bees.

What if everyone switched genders for a day?

Then the rate of people having sex would either go up or down dramatically.

What if Japan suddenly announced the creation of a succesful Military Mecha prototype? (Talkin' Gundam/Knightmares here people.)

Then we'd might be screwed.

What if they attacked Canada first?

Then some other country would explode because of the cliche-ness.

What if the whole world had these mechas? (Gundam/Knightmare machines...think you get it.)

It might be a video game-ish WW3.

What if that happened?

Then the planet would be destroyed as a result from the war.

What if humans developed colonies in space?

Then so many anime possibilities many be possible. XD

What if the House of Night was real? (I would so glomp Stark. XD And Stevie Rae)

Then the dawn would cease to exist, and the night would be loud and crazy, "you know what I'm sayin'?"

What if your hotel room's bed was suddenly occupied when you came out of the shower?

I would hope it was a maid who tripped onto it rather than a break in.

What if RP'ing was considered a crime and offenders were given the death penalty?

Then there'd be a lot of dead people. And a lot of suing.

What if all of the lawsuits were a success?