What if...?

Then I would offer you some soda...eventually. What if this post was a mirage?

Then I wouldn't have to respond to it. What if I didn't exist?

Then the RP we're co-owning wouldn't exist. What if rubber ducks didn't exist?

Then Ernie wouldn't have a song. What if you woke up tomorrow the opposite gender?

Hopefully I would be good enough to have all sorts of fun...but, I'd probably do what I usually do. D

What if you woke up and found yourself attracted to the opposite gender?

Are you implying I'm gay? Well it wouldn't be weird either way because I'm bi so I'm attracted to both anyways.

What if someone of the same gender kissed you? (XP)

(Huh. If you're bi, then would you wake up asexual...?)

Then I would melt into a puddle of acid and cause much destruction. D

What if hot dogs were called "hot cats?"

(Maybe?)

I still wouldn't eat them.

What if it started snowing in the middle of summer?

It would be a "Christmas mirable." What if potato salad was the new black?

Then i would coat my clothes in potato salad, in order to become popular.

What if I became popular?

Then the world would bowdown and clean your shoes for you with your tounge!

What if radcat101's coat was actually coated with egg salad instead of potato salad?

Then I'd stay away from it as much as possible.

What if I stayed away from school as much as possible?

Then you'd be on the run from the police...that are armed with phasers. What if the police did have phasers?

Then there wouldn't be so many criminals running around.

What if anime was a trap for Japan to take over the minds of American youth?

Then everything would be as it is right now. What if pizza wasn't delicious?

Then that would be awful and I would die.

What if I died?

Then your sacrifice would make pizza taste delicious!!!...but be poisonous to all creatures on Earth. What if the earth's core was made out of nacho cheese?

Then we might be going there alot.

What if I didn't have the highest post count?

Then future events would be true. "What if tomorrow the war could be over?" (Matrix Reloaded line!)

Then everyone would be happy.

What if you could meet someone famos.

Then I might be attacked by their bodyguards. What if there was some sort of story on the news about some famous person's bodyguards attacking someone in an Italian restaurant?

I would not be going to that restaurant anytime soon.

What if I ran into you out in the streets?

Then I would ask what you were doing. What if T3E had an evil grin on her face when I asked her?

I would be plotting my revenge on someone.

What if I asked you to help me.

Then I would have to ask what's in it for me, and who's the person. What if the person T3E was getting revenge on was a Mafia Famigilia? (...I think spelled that right...)