Would You Rather...? (WYR)

Chicken because ... I feel like chicken right now. ^^

WYR play Portal nonstop or Star Wars Battlefront nonstop?

BOTH^^ Best weekend ever, ammiright?

Would you rather buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail/upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick-erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick-rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip and unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam then unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch and update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax-rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it or start to format it?

GAH! So many choices!
*brain explodes*

WYR do, clean by brains or would you slipe and fall face first in it and get it in your mouth?

Umm...it depends if I get all your power when I eat it...wait, that's only when I cut off your head. Clean it...then sell it for cash!!! (Or fend of zombies...for a few seconds.)

WYR fight against a zombie, or Frankenstein's monster?

Zombie. *Tshik-chuck* This is my BOOMSTICK! *Ka-blam* And that's that.

Would you rather be caught in a Zombie appocalypse or accidentally release an ancient evil spirit upon the world?

Ancient evil spirit upon the world.

Would you rather be transported to the land of your favorite show/movie, or have your genius recognized, and have all of your dreams in this world come true.

...I'll take the second one ('though I don't think I have much "genius" in me, or whatever), because then I could also be transported to the land of my favorite whatever...and come back!

WYR eat a sandwich with mayonnaise or mustard? (Includes any type of mustard, and any type of mayonnaise including Mircale Whip...)

I'd eat any of them! Tryst me, once you've eaten traditional Norwegian dried-fish, WOOD-chips will taste eddible!... But if I had to choose, I'd take the Mayo...

Would you rather be the One who is destinied to save the World or would you leave that responsibility to something else?

It probably depends if...wait, judging by how you said "the One"...I'm guessing it's Matrix related, so okay ^^

WYR eat an apple or an orange?

Orange. It's so much juicier!

WYR, Go to the afterlife, become a ghost, or be reincarnated? (Other after death answers also accepted.)

It all really depends if I can do all of the above, and what someone else does.

WYR choose this, or that as an answer?

This. That is over-rated, while this is the new that.

Would you rather have a happy and fulfilling life, or a life with consequence and meaning?

A happy fufilling one.

WYR plunge yourself into the deep shadows of the abyss, or rise up and ascend into the eternal light in the sky?

Which one serves cookies? Ima gonna go with that one...

Would you rather succeed in everything you do except the one thing that means the most to you, or fail at everything in your life except the most important thing?

Let's go with the second one...although hopefully that supreme thing of importance will help me to suceed at other things too.

WYR answer a random fun question next, or a philosophical one with deep meaning? (Or atleast one that sounds like it. D)

A random and inconsequential question is neither funny nor interesting to answer. If the question is ironic, a play on words, a clever reference or otherwise humerous, it is a fun question and enjoyable to answer. Probably even more than a deep interesting question.
On the other hand, a deep question has a relevant point which might make you see new sides of your world. A funny question might be more enjoyable, but a deep question is more relevant and useful. A random question is neither.

Would you rather answer a random question and proceed to ask an equally silly one, or just get that extra post on your post-count without bothering with typing? -_-'

Ghostmaker wrote:

BOTH^^ Best weekend ever, ammiright?

Would you rather buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail/upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick-erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick-rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip and unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam then unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch and update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax-rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it or start to format it?

... *twitch* Did you just quote that whole song? And yes that would be the best weekend ever. ^^ I guess I should answer the question now though... he he.

Umm... the first answer?
Would you rather have a weighted companion cube or a plushie anime character of your choice?

Companion Cube! The Cube!

All love to the Cube, for it aids us when we are lonely.
All honor to the Cake, for it teaches us the cruelty of the world.
All hate to the Machine, for its leash is a thouch colder than death.

Would you rather be the protagonist of Portal or Half Life?

...*Doesn't. Have. Right. Systems. For. Awesomesauce. FPSes~!!!* >< (Umm...so, I'll answer that question if you give me a description. ^^' *Too busy too look up*

Half Life cause I'm dude.

WYR be the antagonist of Sonic or Mario?

{*WAP* Sorry. Forgot to ask question...U_U}

Uh, I'll take Mario...I get to be a giant fire-breathing spiked shell turtle...thing...or Shadow Mario.

WYR be Kirby or Yoshi?

I think I'd be Kirby. Canabalism is FUN, kids!

Would you rather have the Triforce of curage, wisdome or power?

Wisdom. Wisdom rules.

Would you rather own a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator or the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device?

The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, but only if my Weight Companion Cube can come with me.

Would you Rather be a Hungry forever or blind?

Blind. Disability Superpower = Rule of Cool

WYR have Inplausable Fencing Powers, or More Dakka?