I ban you because.....

I ban you because of your awesome sig. (It's a compliment.)

I ban you for banning the banner of the obvious banner.

I ban you for banning before me.

I ban you for not being quick enough to ban first

I ban you because you probably ate breakfast already.

i ban you because your wrong, i woke up at noon and only ate lunch

I ban you for sleeping in until noon.

I ban you because its summer and i could sleep until 3 o'clock if i wanted to.

I ban you because this game is on page 5.

I ban you for pointing out the obvious

I ban you because I've already been banned for that.

I ban you for getting banned twice for the same thing. One might think you'd've learned by now. xD

I ban you because getting banned twice for the same thing is a sport in some countries...maybe.

I ban you because you only have ten posts.

I ban you because i feel like it

I ban you because you feel.

I ban you because you dont feel

I ban you because time travel isn't possible yet.

I ban you because your icon kind of freaks me out.

I ban you because I don't know where your avi's from.

I ban you because your avi is a V, when if it's a single letter it should be L.

I ban you because I can't repost The Unwanted:Reverse cuz of finals.

I...would like to not ban you because you have finals...but I ban you because I have to. It's how the game works.

I ban you because I don't have finals, and I have time to ban people like I'm banning you right now. Ban.

I ban you because instead of banning me, you could've had a V8. (Doh!)

I ban you because I really don't want to do my Spanish oral exam tomorrow.