I ban you because.....

I ban you because you can currently take care of the headache, just not the overall cause of the headache...

I ban you because apparently the people on youtube are illiterate.

I ban you because apparently, the people in the world are illiterate.

I ban you because illiterate people annoy me.

I ban you because it's pointless to correct them most of the time...

I ban you because of your pessimistic attitude!

I ban you because you're calling me pessimistic. (Even though you're right...)

I ban you because the almighty dr. Temperance Brennan commands me.

I ban you because I don't know who that is.

I ban you because the mmorpg I go on is stil down for maint.

I ban you because you should bide time waiting for it, by playing FPS.

I ban you because I have no idea what FPS stands for.

I ban you because I thought you were a gamer. (First-person Shooter.)

I ban you because I don't play first person shooters so that's why.

I ban you because I'm totally guessing that you have the game Starfy. (?)

I ban you because I want the game.

I ban you because I wonder what it's like.

I ban you because this will be Monk's last season. I also ban you because it airs later than usual.

I ban you because you don't have a sig.

I ban you because the House of Night rocks.

I ban you because I don't have that awesome new FPS for the Wii.

I ban you because Toonami is gone.

I ban you because Teen Titans is gone. (Or atleast not continuing...)

I ban you because they should show Yu Yu Hakusho on Cartoon Network again.

I ban you because that goes double for Rurouni Kenshin.