I ban you because.....

I ban you for banning me for banning people for knowing stuff that I've already told them.

I ban you for banning him for banning you for banning other banners for knowing stuff you've told them.

I ban you because that joke has gotten old.

I ban you for just using that excuse because you couldn't keep up.

I ban you for being right.

I ban you for assuming he's right even though he is wrong.

I ban you for assuming that I'm assuming when I'm actually not assuming

I ban you for possibly assuming that he was assuming you of assuming when you weren't assuming, and for no one being able to tell if they were assuming or not.

I ban you because all the assuming is making my head hurt

I ban You because You know You're not listening. (Look at Your avi.)

I ban you because I got the "Go To Hell" card in Monopoly.

I ban you for playing monopoly with out me. (also because EMH > Seven)

I ban you because I'm going to die.

I ban you because I feel sorry for you.

(If you are serious, I'm extremely sorry.)

I ban you because Star Trek is more complex than I thought. I also ban you because I missed seeing Imagine That in theaters. Curse you Carmike Cinema!

I ban you for wanting to see Imagine That.

I ban you because I don't know what Imagine That is!

I ban you because everytime I ban someone I have to have a reason to do it.

(All humans will die someday.)

I ban you because you should try banning them without a reason

I ban you. It's doesn't work...I ban you because it doesn't work.

I ban you because a Twilight Zone marathon is on on Sci-Fi channel. And because the Sci-Fi channel is changing its name.

I ban you because I'm shocked they're changing their name.

I ban You because You didn't know that they were chasnging their name to "Syfy" (Or something like that.)

I ban you because that's a stupid name.

I ban You because I'm one of the few people that can right now at this exact moment.