I ban you because.....

I ban you because I do have everything better to do.

I ban you because you can't find a best thing out of the everything.

I ban you because I was playing solitaire, but I forgot about it.

I ban you for your poor memory.

I ban You because You didn't answer me.

I ban you because... I'm too tired to think of a reason.

I ban you because the Empire needs to learn to give their stormtroopers frickin shooting lessons.

I ban you because then all of the good guys would be dead.

I ban you because it's not the storm troopers fault, it's just that the lazers aren't powerful enough to pierce the invisible barrier of being a main character!

I ban you for posting before I could!

I ban you because I'm just that good.

I ban you because taco spelled backwards is "ocat."

I ban you because racecar backwards is racecar

I ban You because girafarig spelled backwards is girafarig, and still a pokemon.

I ban you because the word "suns" is a natural ambigram.

I ban you because I don't know what an ambigram is

I ban you because you did not prepare yourself by getting your own phaser rifle.

I ban you because blasters beat phasers.

I ban you because I have a whole starship full of weapons just waiting to be used.

I ban you because you forgot to refuel it and those weapons are useless now.

((Eh...starships don't run on fuel, but I'll dismiss that))

I ban you because you siphoned the feul out of my starship.

{Arwings run on Fuel cells. Some starships run on certain spheres that start with a "B" and end with a "rillian" or something like that. I was unsure of...wait, Antimatter...?}

I ban You because You didn't fire the photon torpedos earlier.

I ban you because Arwings wreck on fools!

I ban you because Justice League Unlimited deserves another season! That, or Question and the Huntress deserve their own spin-off show.

I ban You because I question Your motives by posting that last sentence.

I ban you because I have no desire to see anything from the DC universe unless it involves Batman or the Joker.