I ban you because.....

I ban You because I think he dies.

I ban you because Spock and Kirk pwn all.

I ban You because you forgot Sulu.

I ban you because if the Cirque du Freak movie does suck, or if the wolf-man looks stupid, I will hide under my bed for three days. xD

I ban you because a chibi Dragonite would be adorable.

I ban You because a chibi Mew might possibly make You explode.

I ban you all for blabbering about chibi things.

I ban you because I can. Again.

I'd ban you just because I could, but that would be lazy. Instead, I ban you because your post was shorter than mine. So there.

I ban you because you were trying to not be lazy, but somehow you might've almost failed...?

I ban you for insulting other members. You jerk. xD

I ban you for defending me.

I ban you for banning your defender.

I ban you for banning the one who was banning me for defending him against the member who was banning him for being lazy with his banning.

(...I'm just gonna say I'm sorry, and ban You for a different reason.)

I ban You for not replying to my PM.

I ban you for being dramatic. xD

I ban You because You think I'm dramatic.

I ban you because I KNOW you're dramatic. xD

I ban You because I don't really know what You mean.

I ban you because I'm dominating this board for time being. xD

I ban You because I can't tell You the real reason that I want to ban You, which really makes no sense.

I ban you because I wanna know the real reason.

I ban you both because you two are the only people who post in this thread religiously.

I ban you because I'm not really a religious person.

I ban you because you coulda fooled me.