The Scenario Game

B.

The female spy just winks at you and you shudder. You begin to wonder why you keep meeting all these creepy girls. But before you can finish wondering if you'll like it anyways a guard comes up to you too and asks who you are. You reply...

A. "I'm here to sleep with one of the female prisoners."

B. 'This woman just got arrested and I'm throwing her in a cell."

C. "I'm in authority to release such information to you."

D. "I'm trying to rescued an agent friend of this girl."

B.

"Is that so?" The guard replies, looking the spy girl over. "What'd she do to get in here?" the guard asks? You:

A. Tell the guard that she's the infamous Black Widow assassin, that's killed over 1000 men

B. Say that she's a crazy psycho, and she might snap at any moment if she doesn't get put into her cell.

C. She didn't pay for a box of donuts and got caught.

D. You can't handle the pressure and just mutter some nonsense, unable to think up a good cover story.

B.

The guard gulps and steps away from her warily as you escort her to a cell. She nudges you as you approach a fork and you turn right and when you reach the end of the row, she whispers, "That's her."

You...

A. Push the spy-girl into the cell and stick your tongue out at her, saying, "Enjoy prison, bitch!"

B. Nod and unlock the cell door, bowing slightly to the prisoner, "A pleasure to meet you, milady."

C. smile at the prisoner, seeing that's she's smoking hott. You whisper, "Your place or mine?"

D. You gather your chi and bend the bars with sheer strength, grinning winningly, "Milk's good for you."

(Crap. C was suppose to say "I'm not in authority to release such information>"

B.

But as you look at who the other female agent is, you realize something very shocking. She...

A. Is actually your long lost sister.

B. Incredibly ugly.

C. That she might actually be a very pretty boy.

D. It's Seven.

B

The woman's face is so horribly ugly that you scream like a little girl in surprise. This has alerted several guards to your presence and you hear them coming your way. You:

A) Go inside the cell, lock the door and hide underneath the bed hoping that the ugly agent can cover for you.

B) Run around on the spot like a girl and flail your arms about screaming: "OHMIGOD OHMIGOD WHAT DO I DO?"

C) Use a cloaking device on a nearby brickwall.

D) Die by staring at teh ugly girl's face for too long.

C. (Kinda.)

While freaking out between the female agent's face and the oncoming guards, you spy a shiny hi-tech looking switch on the wall. You spring over to it like lightning and press it. "Ha! Can't see us now, suckahs!!!" The spy girl then punches you in the back of the head. "You idiot!! You just unleashed all of the prisoners!" All of the cell doors started opening automatically, and the prisoners start pouring out into a riot:

A. You grab the spy girl and the horrid faced agent and fly above the riot with your jetboots.

B. Say "I what?" before getting swept up into a sea of fighting guards and prisoners becoming separated from the two secret agents

C. Grab the spy girl and the horrid faced agent and dive into the horrid faced agent's cell to get out of the way of the crazy prison riot.

D. Start to freak out more until the horrid face agent pushes you aside to deal with the riot all by herself with her crazy abilities.