I ban you because.....

I ban you because that was my guess and also if I could negate your ban, then I would negate it for that reason, but it wouldn't matter if I even could negate your ban, because I didn't know that she was is has been your best friend since fourth grade.

I ban you because... I forgot why... I had a reason. I ban you because I am the Master Shunner and banning is kind of like shunning.

I ban you because banning isn't exactly like shunning, and that's why you got banned. (Hmm, is that a Contradiction? Or a Paradox...?)

I ban you for being in my thoughts, and for reminding me of my Senior year in English.

I ban you for reminding me of my Senior year in English. Wait, I still am a Senior in English! Ah, I have a test tomorrow!!! (D My English class is called Britannian [sic] Authors)

I ban you because nearly a month has passed since someone was last banned in this game.

I ban you because ressurecting the dead is herecy in most religions!

I ban you because your avi creeps me out.

I ban you because I SEE YOU!

I ban you because I feel your warning thingy.

I ban you because you haven't made your character sheets yet.

I ban you because I apologize, and because that I knew who you were banning even though this is a new page...

I ban you because.....because.....oh forget it, you're just banned.

I ban you for liking Azula and Ty Lee.

I ban you because I like Azula and Ty Lee.......and Toph and Suki and Katara.

I ban you because you aren't even near enough close to joining the secret posting war between me and almostinsane (and velox).

I ban you because despite acknowledging me, you didn't capitilize the "V" D!

I ban you because your signature is way too TL:DR

I ban you because I don't know you.

Iban you because my mediocre Japanese isn't enough to translate your sig!

I ban you because you know more Japanese than I do!

I know 'hai' and... Well, I don't know how to spell it, but I can say it. It means 'I'll punish you' in English. I picked up that one from watching Sailor Moon. XD

EDIT: I can see that my above sentences are confusing. I meant that I know that 'hai' means 'yes', and that I also know a phrase that means 'I'll punish you', but I don't know the actually spelling for that phrase in Japanese, just the pronunciation.

Casey Jewels wrote:

I ban you because you know more Japanese than I do!

I know 'hai' and... Well, I don't know how to spell it, but I can say it. It means 'I'll punish you' in English. I picked up that one from watching Sailor Moon. XD

I ban you because I also know some Japanese, and "hai" is, as I learned it, "yes".

I ban you because your response made me realize that my sentences were unclear, and so I had to add an edit clarifying what I had meant.

I ban you because now I feel stupid about that.

I ban you because you have no reason to feel stupid.